animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS LIKE AN INSULT TO (MORTAL) INJURY TYPE DEAL, BUT DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU TO JUMP OFF THE BUILDING STREET-SIDE?
NOT ONLY IS YOUR PRETZEL IMPRESSION GOING TO MAKE GROCERY SHOPPING A REAL PAIN FOR THE TENANTS, BUT THE COURTYARD’S PRIVATE PROPERTY, WHICH MEAN’S MAINTENANCE HAS TO CLEAN THAT SIDEWALK, NOT THE CITY. I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I HAPPEN TO LIKE THE MAINTENANCE GUYS. THEY’RE NICE.

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LOOK, I KNOW THIS IS LIKE AN INSULT TO (MORTAL) INJURY TYPE DEAL, BUT DID IT EVER OCCUR TO YOU TO JUMP OFF THE BUILDING STREET-SIDE?

NOT ONLY IS YOUR PRETZEL IMPRESSION GOING TO MAKE GROCERY SHOPPING A REAL PAIN FOR THE TENANTS, BUT THE COURTYARD’S PRIVATE PROPERTY, WHICH MEAN’S MAINTENANCE HAS TO CLEAN THAT SIDEWALK, NOT THE CITY. I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I HAPPEN TO LIKE THE MAINTENANCE GUYS. THEY’RE NICE.